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"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety - two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape - descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea."

– Douglas Adams

Source: The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy

"The only thing I know is that I know nothing" - Socrates